so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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