U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
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Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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