You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Randomize
