Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
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come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
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All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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