PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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