brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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