I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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