drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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