Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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