Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
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No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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