Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
please come you make the beer taste better
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the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
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Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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