so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
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I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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