You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
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Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
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Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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