Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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