I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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