If that was your dad, he is hot
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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