don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Do vagina's smell?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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