Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Terrible idea I love it
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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