There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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