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(631): View more from New York

My cock was attacked by outdoor plants

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.

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(770): View more from Georgia

he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario

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(616): View more from Michigan

I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked

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(714): View more from California

My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin

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(334): View more from Alabama

A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.

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(713): View more from Texas

Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.

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(810): View more from Michigan

The power of my boobs compel you

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(512): View more from Texas

we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree

(1-512): View more from Texas

Which half?

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