Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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