I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
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we were pretty classy up until the second keg
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
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Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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