No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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