i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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