She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
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i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
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Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
There are leaves in my underwear?
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