Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
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its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
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So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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