Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
