Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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ttyl tear gas
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
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I just blew my weed a kiss
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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