you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Come see our sink grown plant.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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