Do vagina's smell?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
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i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
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You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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