i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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