I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Randomize
