i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
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Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Randomize