its not stalking. its research.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
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I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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