This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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