careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
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well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
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If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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