I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Im part way to drunk.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Randomize
