i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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