never play flip cup with pint glasses
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize
