i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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