yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
