He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
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you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
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Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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