Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(917): View more from New York City

your butthole totally puckers for the ginge

Fav 1 1347 1431
share tweet
(858): View more from California

I like my sex mixed with concussions.

Fav 6 1387 927
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(618): View more from Illinois

he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.

Fav 14 5074 876
share tweet
(423): View more from Tennessee

I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.

Fav 32 934 6084
share tweet
Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags
Read it at the TFLN blog
(212): View more from New York

You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.

Fav 36 1416 5430
share tweet
(732): View more from New Jersey

He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"

Fav 9 1793 6045
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(706): View more from Georgia

saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal

Fav 11 5068 2370
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(516): View more from New York

We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL

Fav 3 1668 693
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(252): View more from North Carolina

The band last night was really good

(1-252): View more from North Carolina

That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.

Fav 2 1235 538
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT