Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
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stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
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I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.