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• (586): View more from Michigan

  The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  i have a girlfriend

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  if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?

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  no

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?

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• (831): View more from California

  high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.

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• (925): View more from California

  Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion

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• (406): View more from Montana

  After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?

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