Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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