so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
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Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
The air was thick with penises
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
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I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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