Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Congratulations! We have a period
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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