So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
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I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
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smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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