There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
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she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
vagina is talking i cant
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
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And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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