And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
