Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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