Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
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Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
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I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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