When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Randomize
