Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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