yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
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Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
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i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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